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Anyone know where I can get wealth reassignment surgery?  I identify as a filthy rich person, but the bank won't let me withdraw large sums of money because I don't have it in my account.  I have a feeling that, just because I don't look rich, they're violating my civil rights.
(06-11-2016, 01:37 AM)The Rogue Tomato Wrote: [ -> ]Anyone know where I can get wealth reassignment surgery?  I identify as a filthy rich person, but the bank won't let me withdraw large sums of money because I don't have it in my account.  I have a feeling that, just because I don't look rich, they're violating my civil rights.

If it ends working for you.... I'd like to get in on that myself... Smile