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i think we are definitely living in it.... 

isn;t it interesting that the owner of a restaurant which just happened to be named after a chicken....... (Red Hen)..... kicked out a customer whose last name was sanders?...... 05... 

could there have been more to this story than we have been told?....... ...... ..could that liberal democrat restaurant owner have been afraid that if she didn;t kick sanders out ..other liberal democrats would suspect her of collusion with the colonel and KFC?......... 35  .. ... afterall.... trump was nice to putin and they accused him of collusion with the KGB... 56 ..... ........i guess if bernie goes to the red hen and gets decent service.... or fails to....  then we will know for sure....... 36
i thought it was a good joke....... ..... oh well....... 64

but anyway...... concerning other developments on the age of irony....... .

.... tobacco is being banned or outlawed in more and more places.... ... most states have raised minimum age limits for smoking tobacco to 21.... and virtually all states have outlawed smoking in public places...... hawaii even wants to impose a law that raises the legal minimum age limit for tobacco use each year.....anywhere.... even in your own home....  until it reaches the age of 100...... .(not kidding.... they are really trying to do that).... .....  ... ..... ........ meanwhile, a majority of states are under pressure to decriminalize (if not outright legalize) marijuana ...(for all manners of usage) ..... and not just for medical use but also for recreational use...  .. some states have already done this.....

and while minimum age limits are also being raised around the country for other things as well..... (such as gun ownership.... playing outdoors without adult supervision)..... ... the age limit for legal involvement in one of the most dangerous and statistically deadly activities in the world has remained the same...... driving a car...... (age 16.. .. 15 in some states)..... of course you can still join the military at age 18..... go off to die for your country.... or be sent to meet interesting people from cultures vastly different than our own, and kill them....... ..but you can;t chill out by going to a bar or cafe' and drinking a beer afterwards... ..at least not until you turn 21...... .....(can;t light up a cigarette and smoke it either until you are 21....no matter how many terrorists you might have smoked the day before).... ..... ... ....

however... ... .... if you are an underaged civilian, ..(under 21).. and you start to feel the onset of secondary ptsd while listening to the soldier who recently destroyed a platoon of terrorists recount his tale... ....you still can;t drink a beer or smoke a cigarette either... .... but...you can puff on a doobie.... as long as nobody is carrying more than an ounce of weed on their person..... or you can hug your emotional comfort dog... ..which was formerly banned from establishments that serve food and drink..... but which you were able to bring in coz you ordered a fake "service dog" vest online. ... .....as soon as he is done relieving himself on the cafe' table legs..... .. ..provided you actually have an emotional comfort dog, ....or if the soldier is willing to share his own dog with you.... ..... 
(but be carefull..... as theirs are often pitbulls.... who might have emotional comfort issues of their own.......)


yes.... i know..... the story sounds crazy..... ..... and it gets even crazier still.... ..... . but it;s really happening...... ... all over the country....... .....the age of irony......




...there are countless other examples..... ..which ones stand out most in your mind?....... 
so let me get this straight... ..... employees of wayfair... (which makes cheap furniture).... 
are walking off their jobs in protest of illegal immigrant children having to sleep on a 
concrete floor and striking.... refusing to make .. and also blocking shipments of.... 
the very same beds the government ordered for the children to sleep in?...... 

so in short.... they are going to protest children sleeping on floors by refusing to make beds for them.....
...which would then allow them to sleep on something better than the floor..... ..so..... they are protesting kids
having sleep on a floor by taking an action that will guarantee those kids will have to continue sleeping on the floor..... ....


does that make any sense to anyone other than a left wing nut job democrat?... . 16





the age of irony marches on.... hand in hand, and in lock step, with the age of insanity...... 
....... trust me..... i know a thing or 2 about insanity......  .. and that;s what it looks like....   37