abolish the NFL....
aleshanee > 06-08-2020, 07:16 PM
..completely do away with the professional football league.... de-fund the multi-million dollar salaries currently paid to over glamourized players and turn their overly expensive stadiums into rodeo and bullfighting arenas..... (or something else if that is not acceptable..).... continue playing football through college and at the amateur level by all means... .. but if football players want to continue playing after college then let them play in the city parks for free.... ...put out some hats to collect donations from anyone who comes to watch them..... ....and let those guys playing in the park be as politically active as they want.... but abolish this idea of over paid entertainers... ..(and that;s all pro-football is... entertainment...) .. ..waxing political on the customers dime when they are paid to play football.....
now... ..let the people on the left currently calling for defunding police, or doing away with the police altogether ... and holding up kneeling pro athletes as their protest heros... ....put that in their pipe and smoke it.... ... ... ...
..... ..unless..... of course... .. they would agree to overhauling the NFL and making the racial breakdown of it;s players accurately reflect the racial and sexual breakdown of all american citizens in the country... ...enforce a kind of affirmative action on the NFL and set quotas for the hiring of each racial group and gender in accordance to what percentage of americans that racial group or gender represents..... ...
for example..... in order to be fair, woke and appropriately pc, .... fully half the players on the NFL field should be female....and personally i would like to see a few more hispanic.. middle eastern.. native american and asian americans in the NFL line ups too..... ..not to mention a few more that represent the majority race of what this country actually is.... .and while they are at it go find a few homeless americans from the street.... a prerequisite number of transgender and gay americans..... and even a few illegal immigrants from the fields and put them in a NFL uniform.. ... then let the leftists.... (but especially the pro-football players kneeling during the national anthem).... put that in their pipe and smoke it too.... .... ...i;ll even roll it into a cigar... put it between their teeth, and light it for them if they like..... ..
(and yes.... even though i am a non-smoker i do know how to roll cigars..... just one of the many things i have studied on my own and learned how to do during leisure time..... ..of which some people think i have too much of..... )
disclaimer.... this post is entirely satire and not to be taken seriously in any way..... .unless..... of course... those who want to abolish the police are taken seriously.... then i stand by my statements above.... ...unless... ofcourse... i change my mind and decide not to.... which is my right as a mentally ill american.... one of the demographic groups in america my critics might take notice i did not include in the groups i would like to see included in the NFL...... ..aloha ... ....